"THIS ISN'T IT !!!" ... The sad screams of a child opening his present. You had such pleasant expectations for Christmas, suddenly in a shambles. We'd like to avoid such things, but life is filled with many risks.
Kore Janai Robo ("This isn't the right one" Robo) will help you re-live that wonderful experience, that blissful trauma, of finding all your Christmas hopes and dreams ruined.
No, we're not kidding. That's how the
wooden wonder is marketed. He's about thirty bucks, and comes in six varieties. From
Zarigani Works.